Well I was bored and decided to pass the time by expressing my opinion of all you bloggers out there. I had thought about just publishing a blank post with the title above to express my opinion and save some time, but then I remembered that you're a blogger. What that means is that you probably have the IQ and critical thinking skills of roadkill, and don't think that I'm talking about the smart kind of road kill, you give yourself way to much credit there you pompous douche. I'm talking about the type of roadkill that was so inept it didn't have enough survival instinct to move out of the way of speeding headlights and a blaring horn. You know the kind, the ones that just stare at you and live in trailer parks and don't pay child support, that kind.
All you bloggers make me sick, thinking that anyone cares about what type of bread you used for your lunchtime sandwich or how many hair folicles you counted in the mirror this morning. Oh, whats that you say? You had an itch on your ass at 3:42 A.M. and then you went back to sleep? Well, thank you for sharing such a stimulating article with us all, you've made the world a better place. When I'm ruler of the planet I'll build a giant collosium out of the pages of worthless dribble you all put in your blogs, then I'll order you all to battle each other to the death for my amusement. The last blogger standing gets the privilage of serving as my personal ottoman. Oops, I keep forgeting that bloggers will be reading this, silly me. An ottoman is the cushiony thing that you put your feet on, but it can also double as a TV dinner table for you more sophisticated bloggers. You bloggers need to make yourselves usefull and help reduce the population crisis (it means kill yourself). You bloggers are so selfish, breathing up all the oxygen and cluttering up my living space. That oxygen could go to a person that actually deserves it, like me.
All this ranting has made me realize something; the blogosphere would be so boring without me. You pricks better be grateful that I've decided to bless you with my presence. The things I talk about are interesting and everyone loves me. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if hundreds of baby seals' lives depend on my clever and witty anecdotes. Thank me for saving those baby seals' lives. THANK ME!
Damn, its a good thing I'm a blogger.
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your like really random... i am thank you for saving the seals? and w000000000wwwwww your a blogger you just contridicted yourself! w0w! thast all i am going to say!
<3 lily
Mind you that you too are just one of those "sucky" bloggers since you seem to be keeping up with your own posts. I might also remind you that your opinions are that of a 17-year old simpleton and so therefore they really don't matter. Isn't it great that we live in a country where we are allowed to express our opinions, whether they are great (like mine) or insignificant (like yours)
I do find your entries funny though. They remind me that I'll always be superior to young teenie boppers such as yourself, Mr. Italian Stallion!
~yaya
Seriously, wtf.....no not this post, your damn emails and notifications from blogster. im getting a thousand a day.
uop?! The notifications stop. Now its just the emails.
Show your true face demon! You face probably looks that of an old man with hard cold eyes and a frozen frown! The spirit of Rachel Ray with shove your insolence aside and bring upon a happy face filled with dignity and food, delicious food, and two bottles of glue to be your friend!
Hmm....u just intulted me and yet i approve our friendship...o well. You seem cool even if your being a bit hypocritical.
Ok I can't say that I have ever blogged about scratching my ass, but if your interested I can let you know the next time I have an itch in my nether regions....